Jake Deckard
I don't know what to say.
I think Jake Deckard is fascinating.
He's fine. That's #1. He has great teeth. That's #2.
The numbers keep growing.
There is a lot there.
He's hot.
I made a phone call and it was suggested that I interview him.
Here is that interview:
Nappy: I've recently done my Jake Deckard research. And I've found some pretty interesting things. I found out that you are the Real Deal. That's good to know. I found that you're perfecting the Masculine. You're one of those bottoms that are hard to find. You're masculine and bottom with a submissive/masculine flair. You have great teeth and the body is hot. I've watched every DVD that you're in. I'm impressed. I want to know where you grew up and if you think that place, has anything to do with the man you are today?
Jakes: I grew up in Miami and I moved to NYC when I was 17. Most people don't recognize me as the same person, even friends that I've had through all the pieces and phases are amused by the difference. I just like to go with what I like at the moment. I've never really held on to tightly to generic ideas of masculinity for example. I find that when you take things that most people consider distinctly not masculine, and juxtapose it against hyper-masculinity, it pushes peoples buttons, and sometimes that really hot. I really think of myself as 100% versatile, but being the big guy that can take a fuck looks hot, just like seeing a big guy in a kilt, if it's done right, it just works.
N: Do you remember your 3rd Grade Teacher's name? Mine was Mrs. O'Connor.
J: I don’t remember her name but I remember I thought she was a bitch. It was about the time I started to distrust authority.
N: First time you realized you were "different"?
J: When I was 5 I used to know this other kid around my age and we would mess around. I remember falling in love with him and hating him for it.
N: Do you have a favorite Porn DVD? Mine is Twentynine Palm's 103. It's this solo, Amateur DVD with Military Guys jacking off. It's VHS and I'm surprised the thing still plays. Do you have a favorite?
J: I don’t have a favorite, but Powertool is my most memorable. It was the first real porn video I saw. Changed my life. Jeff Stryker seems cheesy to me now, but he's still my first porn obsession.
N: Do you have any weaknesses that you want to share? I have a weakness for potato chips. They move me. I can't eat them, because of the sodium and the fat, but my Lord. I can eat a whole bag. I also have a weakness for tall, lanky, engineers, teachers, be speckled, brainy types with low hangers. Those good boys who are really bad. You?
J: I like really pretty dark-eyed guys. The kind that look like they haven’t
had enough sleep for 10 years and probably drink too much coffee. Body wise, I
like them to be kind of average muscular, not big, not ripped, just like they
pay attention, and spend at least few days in the gym a week. Add a nice round
hairy ass that shakes a little when you fuck it (the ass is the most important
thing to me), a good sized pecker, and I too am a fan of big low hangers. I
could suck on a good set of nuts for days. If they will let me torture them a
little, so much better. Fuck I’m all hard now thinking about it.
N: Single?
J: No, I found a dark-eyed guy that stole my heart 10 years ago.
N: I saw you in Lords Of The Jungle. It's a great film. My baby is Jay Black. I love him. You actually shot it in Hawaii. Y'all was gone for a bit, shooting the thing. How was it? Any funny stories?
J: The best story I
have involves Jay. We were all sitting around toward the end of the shoot,
things were starting to get tense. We were dressed in cammies to go for another
round of shooting in the jungle and Jay jumped on a table and started
lip-syncing to Aretha's "Respect" it was like a scene from "Platoon" all these
guys laughing and carrying on before the bombs started dropping.
N: Favorite song of all times? I'm mixed between (gonna get corny here) "Hold me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me", "Last Dance" and Jeffrey Osborne's "We Both Deserve Each Other's Love". I tend to get all showy and ballady when it comes to my favorite songs.
J: "The Space Between" from
Dave Matthews. The guy writes such sharp lyrics.
N: Do you dance?
J: I grew up in the days of
Junior Vasquez at the original "Sound Factory" Yeah, I can throw down. I'm a
total attention-whore out on the dance floor.
N: Favorite food?
J: This little taco stand
in SOMA near Best Buy. The best part of living in California is the tacos.
N: What's a relaxing, Jake in "me time" like? What do you do when you're alone?
J: I've been spending my free time trying to stay as horned up as possible. It's such a high. I'm beginning to think that’s what the "tantric" thing is all about, being horny and on the edge all the time.
N: You have a hot body. Are you a gym rat like me? I live in the gym. I'm addicted to it now. I don't know about your gym, but mine is full of eye candy. Hell, that's worth the membership price alone. I break the body into four parts: arms, chest, back and legs. I hate arms. I do crunches every time along with cardio. I'm there four times a week. What about you? What's your workout like?
J: I like to do chest, back
and bis, shoulder and tris, and then legs. I hate doing legs, but I love to work
out my ass. I can get pretty horny at the gym.
N: back to Porn. Do you watch any of your DVDs? If you watch Porn, what kind do you like? Porn is a personal thing.
J: Old 70's porn. Sinewy, hairy muscle, mustaches, and barebacking. Fucking hot. I just wish the sound had been better back then, because the guys look like they are having a much better time than so much of what you see now.
N: The person you would most like to hang out? That could be anyone. From history, From movies. From Porn. From your imagination. I think it would be so cool to hang out with BB King one night and Sir Winston Churchill the next.
J: Mark Twain for conversation. Al Parker for sex.
N: You were nominated for Newcomer Of The Year. How does that feel? That's quite an honor. But, you are "Raging Stallion's Man Of The Year 2007" that's quite an honor too. What does that mean? You must be proud.
J: I was. Frankly I've been shocked all year by the response. I'm having a great time and I feel like I’m growing into something I kinda like.
N: What do you think is your best feature?
J: My legs.
N: Your worst feature?
J: I used to really comfortable pointing out my flaws. I can't do it anymore though. People hold your weaknesses against you.
N: Who is your Best Friend? Tell me about him/her? Why are they your best friend?
J: My partner. It's goofy and corny but it’s true. There are alot of people I like having around and hanging out with but he's the only one that strikes my attention for long periods of time.
N: Your favorite quote?
J: "Who told you that you
were naked?" Genesis 3:11
N: Happiness is?
J: Only half of the story.
N: Jake Deckard is?
J: Hungry.
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