“Resort to Anything”  

(Monster Bang Video – Raging Stallion Studios)  

www.monsterbangvideo.com

Starring:

Michael Brandon

Sky Donovan

Dylan Reece

Michael Vista

Matt Sizemore

 

 

What’s there to be said about Michael Brandon that hasn’t already been said in the past year?  He has won “2002 Performer of The Year”, he’s a super nice guy, he’s good friends with my buddy Mark Finley, he’s a man of his word, he’s come a long way and he’s paid his dues.  He’s the hardest working man in the Industry today.  When I received my review copy of this video in the mail, I was very excited.  It’s the first from MonsterBang, Michael’s baby.  Here it goes:

Brandon is laying out on the patio minding his own business.  He’s just a stroking Monster (that’s the name of his famous cock) and there is this construction going on around him.  The man is trying to beat off and chill, y’all.  He gets up, moves to the stairs and along comes Dylan Reece.  I’ve always loved Dylan.  He reminds me of my buddy Harry.  The dame devil in that smile and that same kind of little hot man that drives another man crazy.  You know the kind.  You can take them to a leather bar, they can hang with drag queens, just adaptable.

   

Anways, it doesn’t take long before Dylan starts sucking Michael off.  Monster is just huge y’all.  Dylan doesn’t have any problem accommodating Monster either.  You got to love that.  I was telling another friend (when I was describing Michael Brandon) that I get confused sometimes and refer to Monster when I mean Michael and vice versa.   Michael gets to slapping Monster all across Dylan’s face and shit and the camera pans back to show just how good of shape Brandon (not Monster, but Monster is in great shape too) is.  Great stomach.  Very lean, but defined.  Mike slaps Dylan’s face with Monster, he wiggles, he jiggles and never stops the feeding.  And my hat goes off to Dylan because the cock looks so heavy.  The music in this scene is a bit much and I found myself wanting to hear every “suck this cock” and all of those “choke on its”.   I’m that kind of girl, sorry.  Brandon enjoys every minute of it.  It’s all on his face.  Dylan is a true trooper.  I would be hugging and puffing and coughing all over the place, but like General McArthur he looks those who would do him harm straight in the eyes and says, “I dare you”.  I love that.  Michael is looking good and so is Dylan for that matter.  Dylan was made to wear white briefs, great bubble ass.  Mike wastes no time and gets to rimming and girls let me tell you, over at Monster Bang, you’d better have a clean coo-coo because the camera is right there to see every pucker and wink.  No joke.  Monster?  Hard as a rock.  I think Mr. Brandon enjoys pleasing as much as he likes being serviced.  When they get to fucking Monster shines.  Brandon gets to pounding and what ever Michael pitches, Dylan knocks over the fence y’all.  Michael has this special trick that he does and I mentioned it him once.  He loves to find his spot in a throat or an ass and for a moment he just stops and the enjoyment of it all makes him wiggle and wallow all in it, same is true for this scene.  That’s when I can tell that Brandon is enjoying himself.  And the two are perfectly matched.  Dylan is enjoying himself just as much if not more.  He has that accommodating look in his eyes that says, “make yourself at home in this ass, sit down, relax, can I get you some tea, coffee?” There is nothing like a bottom who enjoys being a bottom.  And before you know it, the tables turn and Dylan fucks Brandon.  I found this a little interesting, but it worked.  And get this, through it all Brandon is harder than trying to learn all the French Verbs, okay?  So Dylan is pounding Mike and it’s just on.  Next thing you know Dylan is shooting while Mike is fingering his hole.  Dylan steps back and Monster shoots all over the place.  Nice scene.  A little heavy on the background music, but overall hot scene.

 

 

Next we have Michael Vista, Matt Sizemore and Sky Donovan in a pool.  Along comes Brandon and it’s then that we find out that they were the construction workers making all the noise when Brandon was trying to beat off and chill earlier.  He says that they’re ruining his groove and to make up for it, they all got to fuck.  Okay.  Next comes Sizemore and Vista.  Vista wastes no time sucking Sizemore.  You look again and Vista has coo-coo all in the air.  What’s a man to do?  Sizemore gets to rimming and fingering, etc.  Once again that camera is right there.  Girls, they see all your business.  For real.  Sizemore has a nice cock, but it wasn’t hard enough and I don’t know if he was really into it.  Maybe it was just me.  And Vista had this look like, “let’s get this party started quickly, fuck me already”.   But the scene drags on to boot licking (????) and more rimming.  When Sizemore is finally hard you’ll notice a downward curve to his cock.  You know the kind.  You have to look out for them, cause they’ll be all in the basement of your ass.  Vista and Sizemore tease a little more (too long for my taste) and then the fucking starts.  Vista gives you great arch.  Naw, I ain’t talking about his feet.  And there are some great shots of Sizemore stroking and the entire scene is filmed beautifully.  Vista eventually shoots on Sizemore’s chest and Sizemore takes off the condom (still a little soft) and works himself off over Vista’s chest.

Next, Vista is stroking on this chair.  He fingers his hole alternating two fingers at a time.  Hot.  Vista just stirring it up like Patti Labelle sang in that song of hers.  I was like stir it boy.  Children, Brandon arrives and he puts his two fingers in the pot too.  Monster once again is hard as times were for Brothers and Sisters after the Civil War.  No joke.  Shit was hard.  There is this great shot with Brandon behind Vista and you get to see Monster in all his glory.  Lord, I hope I don’t sound like a Size Queen (because I’m not), but if you got it, flaunt it.  You with me?  A condom appears and Monster takes his cue.  It’s pounding time.  How does these bottoms do it?  I mean Brandon ain’t playing.  Vista ain’t either.  It’s just brutal.  I loved it.  Brandon stands and feed Vista, Monster and that’s enough to make Vista shoot.  Monster follows.

 

 

Okay, Sky Donovan is giving Matt Sizemore head in the next scene.  Sizemore is hard now.  This is when you get to see that downward curve.  Donovan is smooth, blonde and reminds me of this nurse I dated.  The nurse had skills, so does Donovan.  And Sky gives you body too.  Right up my alley.  Sizemore sucks Donovan and slaps his dick around.  Donovan gives great, smooth ass and there that camera is again not missing a thing.  I would’ve been all in that ass, but I ain’t in this video, huh? So I need to hush about what I would’ve done.  Perfect cock for your frame, Sky.  Sizemore is rimming the hairless hole and Sky hopes on for a ride.  Nipples just as hard, and a look of pure pleasure on his face.  I think I’m in love.  He even has great hands.  These two are soon joined by Brandon.  He feeds Monster to Sky while Sizemore is working it.  Before long, Brandon replaces Sizemore and Lord, they pound that poor child to death.  They even double penetrate Sky.  Who, by the way, never flinches.  I hope he don’t mind that I snore after the wedding and everything.  The double penetration? Not a problem Sky takes it like a man. There is a time when Sizemore is stroking and Brandon is fingering at the same time.  That’s a bottom.  Sky shoots first with that big vein running down his cock (hot to me), then everyone follows.

Look y’all, y’all can say what you want, but this video belongs to Michael Vista, my future husband; Sky Donovan, Dylan Reece and Monster.  Good job Monster Bang.

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