“Sgt. Fuck ‘Em”

Active Duty Video

www.activeduty.com

Starring:

Ryan

My amateur video “thing” can be blamed on my friend Floyd. Here I was minding my own business enjoying “big, glossy studio releases” when my friend Floyd introduces me to Dink Flamingo, Bobby Garcia, Brandon Marley and Dirk Yates. These gentlemen specialize in “military” men getting off in front of the camera. There are very few props (mostly just a bed, a sofa or a chair and a camera). And children, thanks to Floyd, my world hasn’t been the same. I get off on seeing a camera shake. It all seems so real to me.

Anyway, I was minding my own business one day at the video store when I ran across the video “Sgt. Suck ‘Em” which starred Adam Wolfe and I was like, “wow, Adam is kinda hot and he gives you wood for days”, and I enjoyed the video, but I was in the same video store and happen to run across “Sgt. Fuck ‘Em” and I thought I’d give it a try. It was one of those why not situations. Adam was hot in the other so…..

Boys and girls, the video opens with Adam Wolf and Dink Flamingo (the man with the camera) chatting. Let me step back and tell you about Adam. He’s handsome, has a great body and that all American face like he wouldn’t be the type to crawl across the floor like a dog and lick your boots. Child please, Adam is a pig. So he and Dink are talking about Adam’s “straight” roommate Brad. Adam is like, “he’s straight and I don’t know how he would react to being filmed, etc.” In walks Ryan and form the moment you see her you get a general idea what her role will be throughout the video. Not long after that in walks Brad. Kinda fine to me in that thick, wrestler way. You know the type. He’s just getting in from a “jog” and is wearing these tiny little gray shorts. I was like, “yeah, this is how it always starts”. So everyone is having a beer and Dink asks Brad would he be interested in joining “Dink’s World” where he films guys being themselves, blah, blah, blah. Brad is like, “hell now I don’t go for that shit”. I love it. It’s just corny enough to be hot. Dink offers $50 to film him showering. Brad is like, “did Adam do it, you know, like let you film him?” Adam says yeah and that it was alright. Brad asks for $75 (how cheap) because he said that he is worth more and heads to the shower. Dink is right behind him. Brad lets Dink know over and over again that he’s “straight”. If you got to say it that much, something must be up with that. Know what I mean? Anyways, we in the shower and Brad is in his jock. Dink, master that he is, is in full control. Dink gets him to bend over and show his ass and then Brad starts playing with this thick old piece of uncut wood. Hey, if it’s a dick make mine thick. That’s just me. Brad goes on to talk about how he knows he has a bigger dick than his roommate Adam (??????). Dink (must be from the old school) picks up on the fact that this man loves talking about his cock. Let me tell y’all something boys and girls. If a man has a big dick, he loves the fact that he does and if you want a show, all you have to do is praise his cock, talk about it and say shit like (using a coy voice), “I’ll never be able to take all that”, finish up with a giggle and he’s yours. Men are simple that way. Brad goes and says, “I told you it was bigger” and starts to stroking and Lord, he ain’t playing. It is bigger. He’s get in the shower and Dink has the child fingering his ass and stroking and next thing you know, the child says, “can Adam do this” and bends down and starts licking the head of his dick. Sorry, but self-suckers send me. What happened to the “straight” guy who has never done anything like this before? Men kill me. It’s like you fucking them and they bouncing it back like a pogo stick and they haven’t done this before? Who do they think they fooling? But, hey, if that gets them through the day and gets me off, who cares? Brad shoots and Dink encourages him to follow him in the living room to check on Adam. Adam is on his knees sucking Ryan off. There is this hot scene where Adams looks up at the camera and knows that he’s being watched and just attacks is more. Ain’t nothing like an exhibitionist. Okay? Dink once again becomes the Director and calls the shots. He tells Adams to take Ryan’s pants off and to finger his hole, etc. Adam doesn’t hesitate. Next camera shot is of the “straight” Brad stroking himself watching. Next thing you know Adam stands and starts feeding his dick to Ryan. Ryan chokes a bit (it’s a big dick) and Dink yells, “suck that cock you ain’t come here to do no crocheting”. He was so wrong for that. I was so through. It tickled me though. Next thing you know it’s such another “suck that dick bitch”, “eat it bitch”, etc. Lord today. Ryan, bless her heart was doing the best she could. Brad comes out of hiding and joins the party and between him and Adam they put the girl through it. It’s really hot. And when you get to the part where Brad, “straight” Brad, sucks Adam’s dick you better grab the lube. The only problem I had with this scene is all that hollering and moaning that Ryan was doing. I’m like Dink said while shooting once, “put a gag on that bitch, damn!”. Damn is right. All that ain’t necessary and my neighbors don’t need to know I’m watching a porn video.

The next scene is my favorite and the scene what really made the video for me. Dink walks in on Brad laying across Adam’s bed alsleep. There is this one shot where Brad’s thick cocks jumps and moves that’s amazing. Dink wanders into another room and quickly tells Adam that Brad is on his bed. The pig (Adam) jumps at the chance. Adam enters and Brad is just laying there with a hardon. Adam starts stroking just watching him and Brad awakes and they start talking about how hot Ryan was and that Brad is still horny. Children, dicks get hard and they start stroking together. Adam’s eyes never leave his roommate’s cock. They help each other out by grabbing each other’s meat and it’s on. There is no penetration in this scene, but you won’t miss it. The conversation between the two is hot and the chemistry between the two is real. Either these are the best actors in the business or this is the best amateur video out today. Trust me on this one, the scene is beautiful. It’s leg over leg, a lick here a stroke there. It’s good old fashioned j/o that’s so refreshing to see these days. It took me back to high school when I did shit like this with other boys and didn’t know how to fuck. But it also reminded me of the 80s when we were afraid to fuck. Some of y’all know what I’m talking about. Mutual masturbation can be hot if you know what you’re doing. And anal sex can be too, but sometimes a girl ain’t in the mood for all those condoms and lubes and relaxing and breathing and pumping and grunting.

I won’t spoil the ending for you, but I loved it. But I will say this, if you make it to the end of this video without losing your pearls, you’re a better fag than me. Oops, my bad.

“Sgt. Fuck ‘Em”? Hot to me.

Coming next month:

Next time, I’ll have to tell you ‘bout my friend Michael Brandon’s latest release from his own Monster Bang Productions. Child, Micheal just sent the review copy to me in the mail on yesterday and I haven’t had time to see it yet. I can’t wait. It’s Dylan Reece’s last video too. I’m going to have get that dish.