Manholes and More Manholes

Directed by JD Slater and Chris Ward

Raging Stallion Studios

This is a great Double feature; it features the first video "Manholes" directed by Christopher Rage and made in 1985 and Chris Ward's homage to Mr. Rage (the master of sleaze) with "More Manholes". We got a lot of ground to cover, so I won't waste your time by babbling.

Manholes

Start this section of the DVD with the interview with JD Slater. JD is an interesting man. The first time I met him, I didn't know what to say. I was a bit in awe, a little afraid and I was very careful what I would say. JD is an icon and that's number one. Number two he has no tact, he's seen it all and anything might come out of his mouth at any moment. I like that in a man. But the last time I saw him I was in Chicago and he drew me out from behind David and we had a great talk. He has great stories and it'll be something to tell the young'uns that I once stood in front of greatest. And he didn't bite. He's just one of those men. I respect them, but I approach cautiously. In JD's interview, which is very, candid and honest, he talks about he and Rage was best friends and that they lived across the street from each other back in the day. Lord, those were the days. JD goes on and talks about how Rage was ahead of his time and how truly gifted the man was. Rage knew his sleaze and he gave you real men having real sex. There is nothing pretty about a Chris Rage video. I personally love them. I like my porn to be nasty, gritty and envelope pushing. Watch JD's interview it's a wonderful overture to this time capsule of a video.

Manholes open with this really wonderful song. Rage was a musician, so is JD, they shared that. The song is great, but hold on, the video opens with someone reaching their hands into their ass and pulling out a greasy piece of paper. This is art. I mean, this is porn at its best. Once the greasy paper is open there we see type written, the credits for the film: Starring Bosch Wagner (all, all me), Johnny Jules, Jack Stevens jr., Denton Crane, Steven Bishop, Jason Daniels, Kenny Dynell and Chris Rage. Wow. This is simple genius.

You're in for a treat.

I won't even try to tell you who's who, but it opens with a blonde playing with his hole on a sofa. He inserts a dildo. And I love the music. I understand that Mr. Rage was way ahead of his time with music too and the wonderful people at Raging Stallions keep everything just the way it was. In the background you can hear horns blowing and that's real. I love it. Next thing you know, Blondie is sucking this really handsome man. I love the feel and energy of these older videos. The scene goes back to the dildo insertion. And who out there doesn't love a toy? Every home should have a few. This DVD is just great. The feel the grit of it is superb. The close-ups on Blondie's hole winking is hot and starts pushing love beads in his ass and it's like, wow. Next we see Blondie sucking the same guy. I love the silence. All you can hear are the two of them and that's hot. Blondie talks to the camera.

The scene switches and a lubed fist appear and plunges in to a hole, wrist deep. The background music is amazing. Actually it's perfect for fisting. The fist in this scene is punched back int. The fistee sits calmly taking it in. Next Blondie is sucking again. C'mon Blondie, put some snap in it. You can get him off again can't you? It's not like it's a huge cock…oops, my bad, there I go talking to the TV again. Rage breaks from that scene and we're honored to see Bosch Wagner for the first time. He's so hot to me. He sucks a cock like his very life depends on it. He's thin, he's tall, he's lean, he has that wonderful moustache, he's beautiful to look at and he has those damn thin thighs that make me weak. His mouth under that moustache is all sloppy and spit is stringy and is there a better blowjob? I think not. He offers his ass to the top and the cock just sinks in. The Top makes Wagner sit on his cock and grabs him by waist. It's wonderful. Pay attention to Wagner's hole. Sorry, but I just know it's the gateway to heaven. I just know it. And Wagner has the longest, most wonderful balls ever.

The music changes and a bearded gentleman is sucking a man with a wonderful fuzzy stomach. I can tell from the ring on this hand that he's the same man who was getting fisted earlier. The bearded one rides while his nipple are being played with. Bearded one is fine. The scene switches and Blondie is riding the man he was sucking earlier. Great shot of the nipple chewing. More fucking follows. After a bit Wagner is on the floor, balls a swinging. On the floor is lots of cut up plastic. Those balls of Wagner's send me. Against those thin thighs of his. It's magic. Wagner plays with his talented hole, Love, love a bottom that loves to do that. I could name names, but I don't kiss and tell. Wagner is beautiful as he combs his rosebud with his fingers. All me. He lifts his leg and lubes those mammoth balls and with some work, he sticks them in his ass. Hot! He even has beautiful hands. He pushes them out of his ass just by using his muscles. You got to see that shit.

The bearded one returns and another handsome man is entering him with a huge dildo. Bearded one has that nice man ass. All hairy and shit. Watch how the Top forces the toy. And guess what? It fits. The bearded one is rock hard. It's that's not enough a second smaller dildo is introduced and it fits right beside the other. These are bottoms y'all. A fit goes in along side the dildo. Then a single fist. Hot. Next Wagner is back and fists himself solo. Look for the balls swinging. I love solo fisting. Rik Jammer and Hernando are masters. It's sexy to me because it has that "wow" aspect to it. Wagner pats his hole to say to himself, "good job". Next he gets two dildoes in him. The arching of the back and him fucking himself is hot. It's the look in his eyes once again that's haunting. What a performer and he's versatile too. He gets his turn to Top with the bearded one as his bottom. The bearded one I think I Rage himself. Whoever he is, he has great teeth. And most of the men who performed in the old videos were versatile. I love that. They were real men having real sex and they weren't hung up on roles. That's gone today. Pity. The fisting 69 was incredible. I loved the can of Crisco sitting on the bed. Nice touch. Blondie is back and he's getting fucked hard. He just a moaning and groaning. It's real though and he and his performer have great chemistry. The one fucking Blondie cums and it's repeat like four times and that bugged me.

Next Wagner is lying on his back. He has one leg in Maui and one leg in Manhattan. With him are six hands and they explore his body and hole. And lube is everywhere. Wagner has his bottle of poppers on his chest and his balls are stretched and pulled and so is his hole. He's in the zone. He just lies there with nothing but the devil in his eyes. Great shot. He's hot. Two fists penetrate his hole at once. The tow hands slowly enter; Wagner reaches over his balls and tries to stick his hand in there too. Love it. The six hands just stretch him and he's in pig heaven. I was in pig heaven just watching this time machine take me back in time. It's times like this that I love being a Gay man.

The scene switches again and there are little snaps of nipples and people cumming. Blondie has on tit clamps and he's like mumbling something to the camera. The greasy piece of paper reappears in a pair of greasy hands. The holder of the credits shoves it back in his hole and the film ends.

Loved it.

More Manholes

Directed by: Chris Ward and JD Slater

Music: JD Slater

Starring:

Eric Michaels 

Bobby Black 

Michael Starr 

Hernando 

Tommy Lewis

JD Slater's interview opens this one too, but in this one he talks about how he and Chris Ward met and the history of Raging Stallion. He really talks about how great Chris is as a director, but I already know that. He's my favorite.

I loved the logos that introduce this part of the DVD. It's well known that I love Raging Stallion and I won't bore you with all the reasons why. I'll just say that they're like a family and everyone, everyone who has come in contact with anyone, anyone associated with the studio says the same thing. They say how wonderful everyone is over there on Mary Street. It's the truth.

Michael Starr opens this video on his back in a sling. There is a hairy forearm (nothing else) sharing the scene with him. I'd know that forearm anywhere. And I love the man it's attached to. He's the greatest. The arm takes its time exploring Starr's hole. Nice. JD's music is perfect for background and as a matter of fact, I got one of his discs in the mail called "submission" and I love it. Te forearm makes the sling rock back and forth and I thought this was cool. Nice camera work. Starr is just chilling with the arm in him. I loved how he plays with his piss slit. It's unique and it's also well known that I love a circus act. I do. Don't come lying up in my bed and you can't do something special. I'm like the hookers in the musical "Gypsy"; "you to have a gimmick if you want to be a star." Or at least make me notice ya. Who wants to wear plaid everyday? And that's what I love about Raging Stallion, they're definitely not plaid. They're all over the place.

The hand reaches into the black looking witches pot for more lube. I love this pot. Where on earth did they find that? One fist is joined by another in an in-out-in-out dance in Starr's hole. It's done superbly. The man behind the fist is a master. Everyone knows that. He knows I love him, I told him and embarrassed him in the Castro after we had were walking after Mexican food at Simon Cox' s birthday dinner. I love Simon too. Hey Simon, Andy loves his chaps. Starr moans, "Keep going" and the cheerleader in me said to the TV, "two bits, four bits, six bits a dollar. All for two fists stand up and holler!!!" Lube was flying and dripping out of star and it was great. The punching begins which leaves Starr with a pretty impressive rosebud.

Next Bobby Black is on his back, legs all open while Eric Michaels explores his hole. Lots of hole exploring going on. The witch's pot is standing by. Black is in heaven. Love the close-ups of the punching. Interesting lighting too. It has a pinkish rosy glow. Accidental? Michaels has such a serious look on his face and I don't know what it is, but there is something sexy about him. I can't put my finger on it. Please note, everyone has on great leather gear and boots. The action is intense too. At one point, Black trembles and his whole lower body shakes just so. Y'all know I pay attention to shit like that. The shot of Black winking at the camera was nice too. The scene ends with Michaels looking down at Black and admiring his handiwork.

Okay, next scene is Hernando. I love him too. He's the sweetest man. And we always have the nicest conversations whenever I see him. And I have to say Hernando owns this DVD. He just takes it form all the others. It belongs to him. I've seen some things in my day, but Hernando "got it all, all over them". If I can borrow an old song from "The Jets". Hernando plunges that Bam Dildo in him like he's sticking it in water. I talked to him on the phone and we had a nice chuckle about that. And yes, I'd know The Bam dildo anywhere. Don't ask me why, I just do. It's a huge toy. I could tell you stories. What follows is a great solo scene of Hernando enjoying his hole and himself. That honey colored ass is as smooth as bourbon. He punches himself and it's hot. He's gets busy punching, probing, opening, and fisting and it's hot! Camera is all up in the coo-coo. Hernando is the partner of Chris Ward and Chris shot this footage in their bedroom. Lord, to be a curtain rod in that room. I ain't kidding, either. Hernando switches toys and with no effort this black-tiered toy is slammed home. This isn't the first time we've seen Hernando, but it's the first time his face is scene on camera and what a handsome face it is. Sweet baby. The toy is home, but thank God it had a handle, because Hernando don't just let it sit there, he wiggles it and moves it all around. That's skill y'all. But what else do you expect from a bottom who's proud of who and what he is? I'll have to give him a cute little curtsey next time I see him. The scene ends with the handle just dangling out of Hernando like a rubber tail. Perfection.

Eric Michaels and Bobby Black return. Michaels is till fisting, but reaches for a dildo that shaped like a fist. And before you can say buttermilk biscuit, it's in there. These are talented bottoms y'all. I mean these toys they're working with are huge! So it's the rubber fist, then a Michaels' fist and back again. The sloppy sound of punching was nice. And Michaels is still just as serious. I love Black's tats. The scene ends with the fist shaped dildo just hanging out of Black's coo-coo.

Next Tommy Lewis is playing with Starr's ass. Watch Starr's expressions in the mirror right beside him. The witch's pot appears again and Lewis inserts two fingers slowly, into Starr. They kiss gently. Starr watches himself all the while. Nice. Fisting they say, is a very intimate act. It's an intense journey. The passage to that place is seen on these performers faces. I thought when Lewis laid his head on the inside of Starr's thigh was son wonderful. He'd down there so he wastes no time gently licking Starr's balls. Before you know it, Starr's cock is in his mouth. Nice cock too. Lewis takes his time. Cute boy that he is. Starr strokes to a great cum shot. Lewis follows and shoots on Starr's boots. Starr says, "That was fucking hot!" It was.

Next Mr. Black greases up and plays with Michaels' hole. Love these versatile performers. I'm a sucker for an arched back and Michaels' is perfect. I knew there was something sexy about him. Black is fingering ever so gently. And Michaels can take what he dishes out. These two are perfect together. Michaels wants to finger his own hole (can't blame him), but Black keeps pushing his hand out of the way. Nice. Michaels even propels some lube out of his hole. And the lube that fell was clean as the Board of Health. Love the nice smooth editing. B lack's hand moves like a piston. It's intense and Michaels was so nice to Black when it was his turn. But ain't nobody complaining. Love the shot filmed underneath the ladder. I was thinking if the man abused you on all fours on the bed, why you got your ass on that ladder for Michaels? You just asking for it. Love that in a bottom. The punching is amazing; the alternating of hands is amazing too. What follows is more of the same as Michaels climbs the ladder higher and it ends.

Chris Ward and Chris Rage are two forces to be reckoned with. What took so long? The two belong together. And a new star is in the galaxy tonight. His name is Hernando.