“Sex Pack Six:  Heavy Equipment”

Raging Stallion Studios

Directors:  Chris Ward & J.D. Slater

Cast:

Michael Brandon

Ryan Lexington

Michael Soldier

Mark Evrett

Tony Cummings

Michael Vincenzo

Vince Varrone

Michael Brandon was here in Seattle for Gay Pride of this year.  It’s funny I had just recently discovered him and I remember I called my friend Quinten and told him that he had to rush out to the video store and see this “new” discovery of mine.  Quinten was like, “Michael who”?  Anyway, Michael was here and my other dear friend, Jef St. Delore who was then host of his own radio talk show, “Lights Out” had Michael on as a guest.  So you know I had to call in and say hello. The funniest part of the interview that Jef had with Michael was when Jef made a mistake and called Michael’s penis a “dick”, Michael was quick to tell him that his “dick” was a “cock” and it was called “Monster”.  I was like, “okay”.  We chatted on the air and he told me that he was doing a show at a sex club here and that I should come down there and say hello.  Children you know if it weren’t a school night that night, the Queen would’ve been there, but oh well.  So I’m there at Pride and my girlfriend, Mark Finley comes over and says hello and with her is Michael Brandon.  It rained this year for Pride (it hasn’t rained on Pride in like 20 years) and here comes Michael in this little see thru mesh thing freezing to death.  We said hello and we’ve emailed back and forth since then.  Recently, I sent him an email just to say hi, to see how he was doing and to ask if he could possibly suggest a video of his that I could review.  One week later the unreleased, “Sex Pack Six:  Heavy Equipment” arrived in my mail box with a lovely note saying, “Ron, enjoy the video, much lube, Michael.”  In my book, we call folks like Michael Brandon a Star.

“Jazzed” is the first scene and it stars Tony Cummings and Michael Vincenzo.  Tony opens the scene by chewing on Michael’s dick through his pants.  Pretty soon Mike pulls it out and Tony gets to work.  Tony is handsome, don’t get me wrong, but Mike is fine.  The scene is lit beautifully.  Someone (the Director) paid attention in film school children.  Tony is sucking and Mike teases him with it.  It’s not a big dick; it’s one of those that they say is perfect for sucking.  I wouldn’t know anything about that, good girl that I am.  But ya’ll know the ones.  A “friend” of mine told me; they’re the ones where a girl can use all of her fancy techniques on without gagging and ruining your eyeliner with watery eyes.  Mike sucks Tony some too.  You got to love a versatile man.  There is nothing worst than “I can’ts and “I don’t do that’s” when it comes to knocking the boots.  There is this one scene, in this perfect scene, where Michael is on the floor between Tony’s legs and the camera is fixed on the back of him that’s just beautiful.  There is this one singular light that’s shining down on the two of them and I thought that gave the scene that “right” feel.  They rim (Tony rims Mike) and it’s superb.  Someone likes their salad tossed, huh Mike?  I hear ya.  Tony is on the dick eventually and it’s on.  While Tony is on his back, Mike simulates fucking him raw without a condom and it’s great.  Tony straddles Mike and the fucking continues.  They go from missionary to doggy and back again. And I have to say one thing, Michael has a great ass, you check it out and let me know.  Michael cums first and it just flies all over the place.  He fingers Tony’s hole and shoots again.  Tony trembles, erotically and eventually cums too.

“Fucked Silly” is the next scene and Michael Brandon shines throughout the entire scene, him and “Monster”. Lord today, that “Monster”. In this scene there is the regular camera filming then there is one set up on a tripod filming also. Children, the Lord’s been good Brandon in the dick department and he slings Monster like a mighty lance throughout this scene.  Poor Michael Soldier (the other performer), he got to gagging and slobbering and speaking in tongues trying to suck it and Brandon never let up on him.  But it’s some of the best head footage around.  And Brandon gives great direction.  You got to love a man who tells you what he likes and congratulates you on a job well done.  I was sitting there thinking, “Well, Mike Soldier said that he could take it, well c’mon then and nobody wants to hear no crying and whimpering about it either.  But that’s just me.  Brandon rolls a condom on Monster like you would reupholster a love seat and I felt sorry for Soldier, but I was also anxious to see if he could take it all.  But Soldier, like Brandon didn’t disappoint.  Brandon looks good too.  He’s tall and lean in that Rick Allen sort of way (see “Manhattan Sex Party” by MSR).  I love that type of body.  After a lot of dick sucking, Soldier ends up in a sling and it’s there that he gets the pounding of his life.  How these girls can take such a licking and keep on ticking is beyond me.  There is this one scene where Michael Brandon is rimming Michael Soldier and he’s in on his knees stroking Monster that’s really hot.  It’s the only time that Soldier gets to rest, poor thing.  But he looked like he was enjoying the hell out of the pounding that he was getting.  At one point Soldier says, something about “take it easy Monster” like he was talking to a lamp or something.  I probably would be calling out all crazy shit too.  So Brandon is pounding and I’m so strange I couldn’t help but notice the fabulous boots that everyone was wearing.  Where on earth did they find those?  Eventually Soldier announces that he’s cumming and does.  Brandon never loses a stroke.  He pounds Soldier some more and steps away to shoot his load on the monitor that’s filming everything from the camera attached to the tri-pod.  I thought this was cool.  One of the cameras focuses on Soldier with his mouth open (as seen on the monitor) eagerly licking away.  I was like, “hmmm, that’s cool.”

“Ass Pummel” stars Mark Everett and boys and girls get ready.  This scene is too much.  Mark enters an empty room with just a chair in it.  He enters the scene and in his hands is the biggest dildo I’ve ever seen.  Child, he sits the dildo down on the chair and just drops himself down on it like it was nothing.  I was like, “hold up a minute, girl”.  And Mark rides the thing too, like it ain’t nothing.  Mark Everett got skills.  He just sits there (back to the camera) and bounces, grinds, wiggles and moans.  The look on his face is pure ecstasy.   When the dildo bends, Marks bends to set it straight.  And the wonderful thing about the entire scene is that Mark is hard; rock hard, the entire time.  He gets to throwing that head back and moaning while this huge dildo is deep, deep inside him.  The camera never leaves his hairy ass and you can even see gooey ass hairs.  I thought it was hot, but I’m not as vanilla as I look.  At one point he cries, “oh you fucker!”  I had to look around to see who he was talking to.  It was the dildo.  At the end, after a long solo fuck, he removes the dildo and sits in the chair facing the camera and beats off a pretty nice dick.  I think Mark Everett is handsome in that “boy-man” kind of way.  You know the type.  They’re always full of surprises.   I love that.  Mark cums and looks just spent.  Bet you were spent girl.  Child don’t you know he grabs his dildo and just walks away.  I was like, “you go boy”

“Construction Zone” stars Michael Brandon and Ryan Lexington.  They’re supposed to be remodeling this room.  Brandon reaches in his pants and pulls out Monster and Ryan just falls to his knees.  I love a well-filmed head scene and this one is divine.  Can I use that word?  The music got on my nerves a bit.  I thought it should’ve been understated.  It took away from what was going on between the performers, but that’s the only thing wrong with “Construction Zone”.  So Ryan is sucking right, next thing you know Brandon has got maybe 10 inches down the child’s throat and he has the nerve to slap the remaining 2-3 inches with his hand.  Hot!  I mentioned in an email to Brandon that he does this thing on video that was hot and that’s it, but if you ain’t got a Monster, it won’t work.  Sorry boys.  He also has a way of grabbing Monster under the balls and wiggling him inside someone’s mouth.  Once again, if you ain’t got a Monster, it’s not the same.  Brandon once again gives great direction on how he likes to be sucked and I have to agree with him.  It’s like you have to be selfish sometimes and say what you like and don’t like.  Hell, if it ain’t working, it ain’t working right?  Brandon just fucks Ryan’s mouth and Ryan never flinches.  Raging Stallion where do y’all find these gifted children?  At one point Ryan takes it to the pubes and you’ve just got to see it to believe it.  Once again Brandon is teamed with a “man-boy” and Ryan looks good with those great nipple rings.  Anyways, Brandon rims him and ya’ll know what’s coming next, right?  Child, Brandon grabs Monster underneath the balls and just long strokes Ryan.  Then the pounding starts.  Brandon beats that poor child’s prostate like a drum.  How do these children taking such a pounding I’ll never know?  I must’ve been looking out the window, daydreaming when they taught that in school.  Like all the other scenes, this one is great.  The sex is wonderful and the performers appear to be enjoying themselves.  But it doesn’t stop here.  Michael Brandon is just pounding Ryan up against all this scaffolding and along comes Vince Varrone.  I’m like, “girl didn’t you hear through the walls that Monster is sacrificing children like goats up in here?”  He didn’t hear me.  Next thing you know, Varrone drops his pants and turns his ass toward Brandon.  I was like, “pull them panties up girl, you in for a fucking!”  Vince paid me no attention.  Brandon starts to rimming and before long Ryan and Vince drop to the floor and share Monster.  I loved it.  Brandon just fed the children like they were seagulls or something.  Brandon fucks Vince on his back while Ryan is there to support her sister.  Girls have to stick together in times like these.  Okay?  And that said, it’s really something to see.  Look for the chemistry between the three performers.  It’s all in their eyes.  Vince can’t take the pressure any more (can you blame him) and shoots.  Brandon just keeps on pounding and eventually shoots all over the place and the video ends.

Listen to me now, here’s what you do.  Call ahead to see if your video store has “Sex Pack Six:  Heavy Equipment”, rent her and tuck her safe in your little bag.  Run to your favorite grocery store and get what you like to eat and your favorite beverage.  Come home, cook yourself you’re a wonderful meal, dim the lights, eat and drink your beverage.  When the mood is right, reach into your little bag and pull out “Sex Pack Six”, turn the phone off and be good to yourself for a change.  Tell the lover, boyfriend, Trade or whatever gets you through the night, “not tonight I don’t want to be bothered, I got a “date”/something to do”. “Sex Pack Six” is something wonderful to do.  Trust me.