Three Degrees Of Humiliation

Starring:

Doug Jeffries
Mike Vista
Will Clark
Rick Allen
Cole Tucker  &  Robert Black

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I interviewed Will Clark, whom I love.  Anyone say anything bad about my Will Clark, I just go off.  He’s so sweet.  I interviewed him (see interview) recently and we were chatting about his life, the business, etc. and he had mentioned this video.  Of course my video store didn’t have it and I had to dig for it, but I found it.  Will told me that he enjoyed his scene and he really loved working with my husband, Rick Allen.  I was looking forward to it even more, knowing that I had the “ins” on how the whole thing came together.  God, I love this job.  Anyways, I got the video and popped it in the machine.  And girls and boys, this is what it followed:

The video opens with Doug Jeffries (who bugs me a little). If he’d shut up and do his business, it would be fine.  Look, I’m just like the next girl out there, I love a man to talk dirty to me, but when it starts getting on my nerves, you gots to go.  I ain’t going to be none of those “pieces of shit and I know you like this cock.”  How you know that?  One more “bitch” and we’re taking it to “Fist City” like my girl Loretta Lynn sings about.  O.k.?  Doug picks up this hustler Mike Vista in this little cute “Leave it to Beaver” neighborhood.  She just a standing out on the corner minding her own business.  Doug takes her home (or some place) and it starts off with that “piece of shit looking to get fucked” stuff.    He slaps the girl; hits her and that shit looked liked it hurt.  But who am I?  Folks like what they like.  It would’ve been on up in there if it were me, but I wasn’t in this video.  Then we get to the spitting and forced kissing and rough face fucking.  Doug pulls out a dildo and alternates with his dick and the dildo for a while and eventually fucks Mike.  Who is just standing there like a floor lamp.  I felt sorry for Mike.  He appeared to me like some human acu-jack or something.  Mike got thoroughly used and if that’s what he was trying to portray, then give that girl and the trade she picked up an Oscar.  Not.

The next scene featured a dockered trousered, full of attitude Will Clark.  Will comes home from work and is relaxing by his pool.  My husband Rick Allen is the pool boy.  Rick is fine to me.  I love a thin, well-defined, tall man.  Will (with them eyes) starts fantasizing about Rick peeing on the bushes (great scene), sucking his own dick (great, great scene) and various other things without him.  Children, Rick must’ve been sensing the vibes so he comes over and puts it on my friend Will.  Will loved it.  I did too.  Giggle, giggle.

Rick and Will are perfect together.  Will told me that they’re really great friends and that Rick is such a puppy dog.  I got his puppy, all right.  Rick face fucks Will with that great dick of his in the garden and Will, great actor that he is, acts his ass off.  We’ll get to the ass later.  Children they get to kissing and shit and before long Rick throws my child down on the grass and fucks Will while walking him across the yard like a lawn mower.  I was though!  Will’s ass is stuffed, great ass that is, and he starts to grunting and snorting and carrying on.  I was like, “Will, child, you told me you enjoyed the scene, but you’re really enjoying this scene.  Look at Will’s face.  You’ll see.  And Rick doesn’t let up on him either.  I like that in a gentleman.  You remember playing in the grass as a child?  I think they called it Wheelbarrows or something. Someone was behind you leading you?  Think that, but picture it with a fine man (who can suck his own dick) behind you and having his dick deep in you.  Romper Room this ain’t, girls.  They ain’t even through.  Rick leads Will to this swimming pool (with dick still in him) and the power of his thrusts pushes Will’s head back and forth in the water.  I thought the child was going to drown.  Will never even stopped grunting.  What was I worried for?  Will cums despite the drowning and Rick shoots all over Will.  It’s clear to me that these men enjoy their work.  I hate that they didn’t show Rick sucking his own dick more.  Dang.

The third and last scene is a rubber/leather/sling sort of thing.  Cole Tucker (who bugs me too) is in it along with Robert Black.  Cole talks too much too and needs to use his inside voice.  Your neighbors don’t need to know that you enjoy training a human dog.  I’m so sure.  Cole is in a rubber apron and he spits all over the place and is smoking this cigar and talking shit.  Robert Black whose website I just ran into the other day.  It’s listed like mine in Joe Stack’s (another Porn Star) web site.  Russ and I were looking at it the other day.  Robert is fine and I love his site.  Cole on the other hand needs to get new material.   So Cole is blowing smoke on Robert and attaching things to Robert’s nice nipples and telling him to “stay”, and “good doggy” etc.  You get the picture.  I started laughing when he brought out this big made for a Great Dane doggy bone.  It was just silly and it didn’t belong.  I was hoping to see more of Robert’s body, but it was all about Cole.  There was some great ass play in this scene and Robert was hot, but Cole wouldn’t shut up.  Robert didn’t look to amused either, he was hard on and off, but he had on a cock ring.  I call cock rings hamburger helpers.  Without the “helper” part you ain’t got nothing but some ground beef and everyone knows that cooks down to nothing.  I bet poor Robert was sick of that mess too.  Girls get tired sometimes   Try a little tenderness, Cole.  All that, “Oh, yeah, suck this dick, boy” ain’t necessary.  Girl please, Cole, why don’t you go suck yourself and see how you do. We finally get to the fucking and it’s just what it is underneath a cloud of cigar smoke--fucked.  Cole finally shoots and makes Robert cum in a dog bowl.  Cole scoops it up and makes Robert suck his fingers clean.  This could’ve been a great scene is you-know-who wasn’t in it.  Robert was great, poor thing.  But Will Clark said that this profession like any other is w-o-r-k.  

Don’t listen to me, by all means rent the video.  Will Clark is fabulous and he’s a great actor.  Rick Allen is fabulous too.  Hands down they steal the show, but Robert Black is great too.  If only they would’ve teamed him up with someone who can give a command and a little love too.  I even alternate my own cat’s food. I know she gets tired of that dry shit all the time.  I would too. Wouldn’t you?